My Resolution: No F*#king Swearing in 2013
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View Article5 yr old Comforts Manti Te’o on the Loss of His Imaginary Girlfriend
“It stings at first, but then it just gets a little better every day,” 5 year-old Susana Ramirez whispered in the ear of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o who sobbed inconsolably on her shoulder Tuesday...
View ArticleTop 10 Signs Your Super Bowl Party Isn’t Going Well
10. It’s half time and everyone’s still trying to decode the Roman numerals. 9. People are taking their bathroom breaks during the game so as not to miss the commercials. 8. After watching 16 hours of...
View ArticleObama Uses Martin Luther King Hologram to Support Drone Strikes
WASHINGTON D.C. - As reporters gathered Monday in the press room of the White House’s new Ministry of Truth Mega-Plex, they were treated to a most unique event. Before them, in full HD and 7.1 Surround...
View ArticlePope: “I’m Not a Quitter. I Will Be Cheering Pedophilia From The Sidelines.”
The announcement of Pope Benedict XVI’s planned resignation effective February 28th has sent shockwaves throughout the world. The sudden, unexpected announcement has left many scrambling for answers...
View ArticleLincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out. I’ve Had Worse Nights.”
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View ArticleLupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy Awards
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View ArticleWith Daylight Savings Time, Latinos Prepare to Be Later Than Usual
Guillermo Benitez, like millions of Latinos nationwide, is preparing to take on the workweek. Unfortunately for Latinos like Benitez, Daylight Savings Time proves problematic in that it is not...
View ArticleGOP Courts Latinos with Grace of Awkward Middle Schooler
Some argue that the political landscape has reached a tipping point, sliding the US dangerously close to a big salsa-flavored seismic chasm. After their 2012 presidential defeat and with the recent...
View ArticleHappy Easter, Zombie Jesus
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View ArticleDothraki Military Jets Illegally Enter US Airspace, Blatant Sign Of Aggression
In an unprecedented development, US officials have confirmed that at least 6 Dothraki fighter jets were spotted breaching US airspace yesterday between the hours of 9 and 11:30 pm eastern time. Defense...
View ArticleBREAKING: Costco to Stop Offering Samples Permanently After Motaba Virus...
Due to a recent lawsuit costing the company $543 million, the Costco corporation will no longer be offering the samples that many argue helped catapult their national popularity, effective immediately....
View ArticleBoston: Nation’s Young, “Dark-Skinned” Men Shocked That They’re Accused of...
Reymundo Flores, 22, works outdoors. His father is Guatemalan. His mother is Sudanese. As a result, his skin color falls somewhere to the right of burnt sienna in the crayon box, and he has the uncanny...
View ArticleNew Yorkers: “Is It Cool To Say The Red Sox Suck Now?”
Damn, New York. Calm down. No. So, to recap: No, New York… Not yet. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all...
View ArticleCaucasians Fear Racial Profiling After Boston Bombings, Refuse to Leave Whole...
After learning that the two Boston bombers were Caucasian (as in from Russia’s actual Caucasus region – which makes them Caucasian squared), Tanner Cooper, 26, and every other shopper at the North...
View Article420: The Doritos Company Should Thank Potheads
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View ArticleMothers’ Day Wisdom From El Guapo
Mothers’ Day is sacred. It’s beautiful. Let El Guapo share his Mothers’ Day wisdom with you in 140 characters or less. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and...
View ArticleIrony, for Dummies
Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...
View ArticleMariachi Cover of Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”
Michael Jackson + Mariachi = Amazing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCM1X8YgZLE El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow...
View ArticleLeBron James Diagnosed With Vertigo
Shit, how else do you explain a man who is 6′ 8″ 250lbs flailing about like one of those balloon armed guys outside a car dealership? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8rGCH_HRdQ Unfortunately, this...
View Article
